muimi07: Oracle by Jim Lee (batfamily)
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posted by [personal profile] muimi07 at 12:50am on 20/07/2009 under , , , , , , ,
So, I've wasted spent the precious few peaceful moments I have looking up just what the fuck happened in the DC Universe since I left it.



WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK DID THE BAT EDITORIAL TEAM DO TO THIS FRANCHISE?

I mean, seriously.

Bruce Wayne is "dead" Let's face it, unless you've got Bruce Wayne's head on a motherfucking platter, displayed for everyone to see, he ain't dead. Because, dude, this is comics and he'll be back in a year by which point, I may have either forgotten/forgiven the Bat!Editors for all this shit.

Dick Grayson is Batman (okay, oddly, I'm fine with this. Dick Grayson as Batwi... uh, Batman. I'd believe it. Oldest son and all that. Yeah, he's Bruce's son. Shut up.)

... and fucking snot nosed Damien Wayne is ROBIN?? (Yeah, Bruce's real son. But not. I AIN'T BUYING IT MORRISON.)

Dick, sweetheart, I hope you keep a leash on your new Robin. And I don't mean in the fangirly "iya~~n" sort of way.

And hold the phone. Bruce, at some point, legally adopted Tim? And now, oddly, TIM is the only one who doesn't believe he's dead?? And is of on a mission to go find him as RED ROBIN?? DO I HAVE THIS FUCKING RIGHT?

And sorry, his name is Tim WAYNE now.


**HEAD ASPLODE**

And in the midst of this, I have to ask:

Where the fuck is Barbara?? What is happening with Oracle??
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